Calming Communicator Gifts

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Don't even think about it."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Words of Love

Woman followed by devices.

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime marriage.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Yogi back in 5.

Relax.

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

I'm afraid nurse Wilcox can't have a supportive caring chat with you until she's had the appropriate training.

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."