Subtle Communicator Gifts

'If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.'

Hiding the electronics.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Don't even think about it."

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'Modern romance'

"I speak Latin, you know."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Mime marriage.

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"God help us, it's that guy."

By teaching the parrot a few key phrases, Marilyn no longer needs to nag her kids.

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

Just a little heads up!

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"If I ever start using emojis have me moved to an assisted-living facility."

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

"So, you won't talk, eh?"