Subtle Communicator Mugs

'If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.'

Hiding the electronics.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Don't even think about it."

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Modern romance'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Mime marriage.

"God help us, it's that guy."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

Just a little heads up!

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

"If I ever start using emojis have me moved to an assisted-living facility."

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

"So, you won't talk, eh?"

People talking through a stethoscope.