Subtle Signaler Mugs

'Let's start by determining the type of person you are. Are you upfront, or do you give off subtle signals?'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Hiding the electronics.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"God help us, it's that guy."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

A signaller directing pallbearers

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"We've come here to smoke."

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"Try S instead of L."

Danger. No phone signal beyond this point

'If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.'

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

Heavenly internet connection