Clandestine Communicator Gifts

"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."

Hiding the electronics.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Don't even think about it."

Fear of news.

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'Modern romance'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

Mime marriage.

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Just a little heads up!

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

'A bathroom!!'

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"So, you won't talk, eh?"

"This is so annoying... How much longer can he just sit there? I know he knows I'm here — I hate playing this game!"