Clandestine Communicator Gifts

"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."

Hiding the electronics.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Don't even think about it."

Fear of news.

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'Modern romance'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Mime marriage.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Just a little heads up!

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

'A bathroom!!'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

People talking through a stethoscope.

"So, you won't talk, eh?"

"Try to smile a bit louder."