Covert Communicator Gifts

Hiding the electronics.

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Don't even think about it."

"I speak Latin, you know."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'Modern romance'

Mime marriage.

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

Just a little heads up!

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

Privacy Conference Security

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

People talking through a stethoscope.

'She lithpth!'

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."