Confused Communicator Gifts

"We can still be friends, right?"

Hiding the electronics.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Modern romance'

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

~ S.O.S.

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

'Wrong number. Sorry, I dialled my salary by mistake.'

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

Aliens man telephone store named ET&T Phones.

'She lithpth!'

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

"Exhaustive research has determined that cats don't like baby talk."

People talking through a stethoscope.

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

"I was rather hoping you'd be using incisive rebuttals based on an eclectic knowledge of the subject area!"

"Yes I did want out contract design to be more progressive and visual, but this is a little too progressive."

"Try to smile a bit louder."

"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."

Samuel Morse dictates a letter to his secretary.