Confidential Communicator Pillows

"I was asked not to repeat this so I've written it down for you."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Hiding the electronics.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Don't even think about it."

Fear of news.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'Modern romance'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"I speak Latin, you know."

Mime marriage.

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

Just a little heads up!

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, but your sweaty hand is grossing me out."

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."