Confidential Confider Pillows

"I'm telling you this in confidence because no one else will listen to me."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Time for tea and friendship.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Mums at play group.

"I'm sorry—I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

"Before I begin, everyone must sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"Remember – anything said on this butte stays on this butte."

"I think you may need to start seeing me twice a week for a while."

'I really can't talk about my childhood. Before I left home, they made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

"There are two reasons I'd never tell anyone what you told me today... First, because of the principal of confidentiality and second because it was very boring."

'We will never divulge your personal data unless you ask us not to.'

Tweet from this retreat . . you are toast

Shred-a Data - We shred into much smaller pieces.

"Baldo, you deserve this raise. But please don't tell anybody what I'm paying you."

"It's a note from my teacher...heavily redacted."

'If you don't mind, my P.R. agent will sit in on this.'

'When I asked 'whether you thought you could bring the team with you'? I didn't mean to our preliminary confidential off-the-record exploratory chat!'

"Pity Party alumni."

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

"Do you promise to maintain strict waiter-patron confidentiality?"

"I think it hates me!"