Confession Confidant Pillows

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Time for tea and friendship.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

Wearing bras in 2020.

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

"I think you may need to start seeing me twice a week for a while."

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."

'Papi, kids at school are saying Nora and I are illegal...'

"Baldo, you deserve this raise. But please don't tell anybody what I'm paying you."

'Idiot.'

'Admit it - you've been worried since you were flashed by that speed camera...'

"Pity Party alumni."

Vinyl Analysis

'Of course I can keep a secret, but not for very long.'

Chef's Confession

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

'You are so homophobic.'

"I'm telling you this in confidence because no one else will listen to me."

The Trouble With Kings

"I guess I just want a guy friend...someone I can talk to about stuff."