Confession Comrade Pillows

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

Priest's 'To do' list.

True confessions.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

Confession Ratings.

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

True confession

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

Clergyman and Working Girl

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."