Confession Commiserator Pillows

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Ice Cream Flavors

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

'Fantastic chance to show what you can do...resources are of course stretched...we'd be very grateful.'

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

True confession

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

"I guess I'm just unlucky in love. My first wife left me...and the second one won't!"