College Commiserator Pillows

'We're having a graduation party for Jerome. Actually, it's more like a fund raiser.'

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Bro of Frankenstein

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

Ice Cream Flavors

The morning after the night before.

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

'I'm giving you extra marks for the six pack.' - Dr. Jeckyl , the College Years.

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

'Fantastic chance to show what you can do...resources are of course stretched...we'd be very grateful.'

Being home based the highlights of Colin's day was ringing his office based colleagues to check on how their commute had been that morning.

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

'I believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the tooth fairy and double-ribbed condoms.'

"Birthday? No? Anniversary?

'I was given a ton of great career advice when I graduated from college. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it because my entire brain is filled with passwords and PIN numbers.'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

'You wouldn't think 30 years ago when we first met Stanley was the leader of the pack.'

"I guess I'm just unlucky in love. My first wife left me...and the second one won't!"

'Where are all these alien abductors when you need them?'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

No.1 best-selling book on college campuses - 'How to say 'send money' in 101 languages'.

"I swear I'm still a liberal arts major! The chain supply management courses are merely an academic curiosity."

"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"