Commiserating Companion Pillows

'He said; 'His wife doesn't understand him'.'

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

Christmas Pets

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Diving Cat.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"You must learn to let go."

Ice Cream Flavors

Romance in Pink

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Birthday? No? Anniversary?

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

Why Men Get Angry and Why Women Get Angry

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

"I guess I'm just unlucky in love. My first wife left me...and the second one won't!"

"Good morning, world!"

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'

"You're an emotional support dog. You're not allowed to have compassion fatigue."

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"You bring the tequila, and I'll bring the Lyme."

'Near Thanksgiving she always takes her animal rights work a little too far.'

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

Sympathetic Friends

"The most common craving in pregnancy is not to be pregnant!"

'Aw-FORGET it!'

Wine and Stripes