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"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

Dog Confession

Priest's 'To do' list.

True confessions.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

True confession

Confession Ratings.

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

Clergyman and Working Girl

'Okay! I did it! I robbed all those banks on the north end of town! Guilty as charged! Lock me up!'