Confession Mugs

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

Chef's Confession

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

'Idiot.'

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

Trilby - 'Confession

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

True confession

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'Stick on Souls'

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

Confession plugged up to an amp.

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

'I'm confused. Is this a romance novel or a confession about how much you like boxes and warm places to nap?'

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."