Confession Confessor Pillows

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already what you just confessed on your blog.'

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

Monk confessing to a devil.

Confession Ratings.

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

'Stick on Souls'

True confession

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

'Bless me father for I have sinned. I use trans fats in all of my pie crusts.'