Love Confessor Pillows

"I've always wanted to have sex with you, Tom."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

You're the olive in my martini

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

Same Sex Wedding

"Your wife called again about that thing called love - I said you were dealing with it."

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

Monk confessing to a devil.

'Stick on Souls'

'I'll need four character references.'

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

"Let's stop this before we both say a lot of things we mean."

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

'I've been talking to my imaginary friend Carlos about this, and he thinks you're the wrong doctor to treat my delusional syndrome.'

'Denise, I can read you like a book. Something's bothering you isn't it?'

The Conquest

'Sorry to interrupt, but this is our sixth session and that's your third notepad. When do I get to say something?'

'Nobody understands my job title.'

The cat got his owner's tongue, and is letting him know why.

"Bless me, Father, for I have wind."

'I'm heart-broken, Steven's Dad sold his sweet shop.'

'Woodruff, find out everything you can on a crazy thing called 'love'.'

Rudy stands outside the law firm of Darlene, his unrequited love. Is he restless and brave enough to go inside and profess his feelings? Or is he a total wimp? What? What'd I say? Pipe down, inside voice! You look sharp today. Act now.

The Bachelord

'Admit it - you've been worried since you were flashed by that speed camera...'

The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour presents: A True Confession. After days of denials, I can no longer keep the truth from my fans. There was a point several years ago where I showed kindness to rudy. I ask your forgiveness. Am I the only one having trouble following.

'There, there, dear -- they're all alike.'

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

"I see...and where was this carpet?"

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

Cupid HQ. I've been laid off. Everybody is meeting online.

Public Transport: Hell