Heartfelt Confessor Pillows

'I'm heart-broken, Steven's Dad sold his sweet shop.'

I love you.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

PJ Parties

Happy Valentine's Day

Thinkin' 'bout you - Kiss.

'She saw right through me.'

Modern Cupid

'Ok, you can stay, but that emotional baggage has gotta go!'

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

Monk confessing to a devil.

Valentines

'Stick on Souls'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'Well, doc, I just can't escape this feeling that everyone's in a happy vrelationship, except me. Doc?'

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

Do It.

Confessions on a plane.

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

'Nobody understands my job title.'

"I got the best gift ever! A phone call from my brother in Afghanistan!"

Valentines

To my Valentine

'Papi, kids at school are saying Nora and I are illegal...'

Romantic Comet

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

"I see...and where was this carpet?"

Parrot Sign in a Pet Shop - Can keep a Secret.

Public Transport: Hell

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

'Of course I can keep a secret, but not for very long.'

Mourning Covid Deaths

'You are so homophobic.'

'I've fallen in love with my vet but she doesn't know I exist.'