Pet Friend Confessor Pillows

Parrot Sign in a Pet Shop - Can keep a Secret.

Bitchbark Canoe

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Lamb Noise.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Christmas Pets

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Don't even think about it."

"Your love gives me strength."

PET THEORIES

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Chasebook

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Humans are strange."