Furry Friend Confidant Pillows

'OK... Ms. McCloskey and Duncan. Says here you think Duncan may have separation anxiety.'

"It's mostly the noise I don't like in fireworks displays, but with good earmuffs, I'll be right tonight..."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Be kind"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Family with pets.

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"He's already getting attached to you."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

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"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.