Furry Friend Confidant Prints

"It's mostly the noise I don't like in fireworks displays, but with good earmuffs, I'll be right tonight..."

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Family with pets.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Be kind"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Your love gives me strength."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Next!'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'