Heartfelt Confessor Gifts

'I'm heart-broken, Steven's Dad sold his sweet shop.'

I love you.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

PJ Parties

Happy Valentine's Day

Thinkin' 'bout you - Kiss.

'She saw right through me.'

Modern Cupid

'Ok, you can stay, but that emotional baggage has gotta go!'

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

Monk confessing to a devil.

'Stick on Souls'

Valentines

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'Well, doc, I just can't escape this feeling that everyone's in a happy vrelationship, except me. Doc?'

Confessions on a plane.

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

Do It.

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

'Nobody understands my job title.'

"I got the best gift ever! A phone call from my brother in Afghanistan!"

"Bless me, Father, for I have wind."

To my Valentine

'Papi, kids at school are saying Nora and I are illegal...'

Valentines

Romantic Comet

Rudy stands outside the law firm of Darlene, his unrequited love. Is he restless and brave enough to go inside and profess his feelings? Or is he a total wimp? What? What'd I say? Pipe down, inside voice! You look sharp today. Act now.

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

"I see...and where was this carpet?"

Parrot Sign in a Pet Shop - Can keep a Secret.

Public Transport: Hell

Mourning Covid Deaths

'Of course I can keep a secret, but not for very long.'

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

'You are so homophobic.'