Confession Confessor Gifts

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already what you just confessed on your blog.'

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

Monk confessing to a devil.

'Stick on Souls'

Confession Ratings.

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

True confession

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

'Okay! I did it! I robbed all those banks on the north end of town! Guilty as charged! Lock me up!'

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."