Confession Critic Gifts

'Could I stop you there and ask you just to confess your own sins?'

Priest's 'To do' list.

True confessions.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

Preachers with far too much input

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

Confession Ratings.

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

True confession

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'Stick on Souls'

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

'I often commit the sin of pride, Reverend. I imagine myself being googled.'

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'