Confession Admirer Gifts

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

Priest's 'To do' list.

True confessions.

"He gets easily abstracted."

Love

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Statue fishing.

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

"That's not a Tracey Emin - that is Tracey Emin."

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

You've got to admire his spunk.

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

True confession

Benefactor of children

Confession Ratings.

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

'I often commit the sin of pride, Reverend. I imagine myself being googled.'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

'Okay! I did it! I robbed all those banks on the north end of town! Guilty as charged! Lock me up!'