Confession Admirer Gifts

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

Priest's 'To do' list.

True confessions.

Love

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Statue fishing.

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"That's not a Tracey Emin - that is Tracey Emin."

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

Benefactor of children

Confession Ratings.

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

True confession

Confession plugged up to an amp.