"Forgive me, Father ... I forgot to take my Beano."
Confession Connoisseur Gifts
If you know someone who delights in confessions and storytelling, our personalized collection is perfect. From mugs to prints, find unique gifts that honor their love for sharing truths in a clever way. Celebrate their passion for authentic honesty with items designed to make them smile and feel appreciated.
Confession Ratings.
Five sins or less.
I bragged about catching a fish a meter in lenght but it was the size of a sardine.
'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'
The confessional
"Are you confessing or bragging?"
'The History Channel is all reruns.'
Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.
"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."
"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"
New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!
"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"
'Tony, you always try to lead.'
Priest's 'To do' list.
'This is one of our most recent vintages!'
'He likes to power nap.'
Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.
'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'
Night of the Latkes
True confessions.
Farm Humor.
'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'
Happy Hour
The Trojan Beagle.
'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'
Emergency Phone.
The Snarky District
"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."
10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.
Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"
'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'
'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'
'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'
Confession Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Confession Connoisseur Mugs
Explore our collection of confession connoisseur mugs—perfect for starting conversations and sharing laughs over a warm drink.
Confession Connoisseur Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate their interest in confessions—great for adding humor and personality to any room.
Confession Connoisseur Prints
Look at our selection of prints inspired by confessions—artful and funny pieces to adorn their walls and spark conversations.
Confession Connoisseur T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that declare their passion for confessions—ideal for expressing their love for storytelling and honesty in a playful way.