Confession Connoisseur Prints

"Forgive me, Father ... I forgot to take my Beano."

Confession Ratings.

Five sins or less.

I bragged about catching a fish a meter in lenght but it was the size of a sardine.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

The confessional

"Are you confessing or bragging?"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Priest's 'To do' list.

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'He likes to power nap.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Night of the Latkes

True confessions.

Farm Humor.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Happy Hour

The Trojan Beagle.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Emergency Phone.

The Snarky District

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'