Confession Enthusiasts Gifts

True confessions.

'Yes, I robbed the bank -- but I had the best of intentions.'

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."

Agency Honesty Day: 'I have no idea what I'm doing.'

"Forgive me, Father. In traffic I never give the little wave."

"Heard any good confessions lately..?"

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

Confession Ratings.

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

Lovers' Leap

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

True confession

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

'I often commit the sin of pride, Reverend. I imagine myself being googled.'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

Confession plugged up to an amp.