Conversation Connoisseur Gifts

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

"Is this birds and bees chat going to take long, I'm late for my pre natal class."

"We'll alternate the windbags with the hard-of-hearing."

A Heart to Heart Talk

'We need something for his verbal incontinence. He has a blather control problem.'

'...Anyway, enough about me. Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"I'm the kind of person who likes to talk about the kind of person they are?"

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

Would you like some meaningful interaction, or shall I open a tin of clich?s?

Two phones talking to one another.

"Here, let me kill our conversation by looking it up on Wikipedia."

'Never, Ever...invite friends who are insurance agents to dinner.'

"Wow, interactive people"

Therapy.

Geoff's mother liked to talk , and voice mail never interrupted her.

Stop It. Stop It. Stop It. Stop It. So it went for years, neither parrot knowing who started the nightmare.

Elderly couple have nothing left to talk about: 'You've told me that before.'

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

'Not to change the subject, but does this sofa seem lumpy to you?'

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'Can I buy you a drink?', 'Thanks, but I'd rather just have the money.'

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.'

Conversation-Killer Whale

"Oh, I'm just walking the walk and talking the talk..."

Gallery Opening

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

"I can't really talk right now. I'm busy on the phone."

"Everyone reading their fortunes aloud will not relieve the crushingly dull conversation."

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I prefer this one - it provides a better class of gossip.'

'Then I came to the conclusion that the greatest cause for humanity was me.'

'This is our real-time chat room.'