Confession Critique Gifts

'Stick on Souls'

True confessions.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

Trilby - 'Confession

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

Confession Ratings.

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

True confession

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

'I often commit the sin of pride, Reverend. I imagine myself being googled.'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."