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'Stick on Souls'

True confessions.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

Trilby - 'Confession

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

True confession

Confession Ratings.

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."