Confession Intrigue Pillows

Trilby - 'Confession

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

True confession

'Stick on Souls'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

"Just tell us what we want to know, and you can sit in the comfortable chair."

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

In The Bastille

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'