Confession Writer Gifts

'I'm confused. Is this a romance novel or a confession about how much you like boxes and warm places to nap?'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

True confessions.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Trilby - 'Confession

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

'Stick on Souls'

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

Confession Ratings.

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

True confession

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

Confession plugged up to an amp.