Confidential Confessor Gifts

'Of course I can keep a secret, but not for very long.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Wearing bras in 2020.

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Monk confessing to a devil.

'Stick on Souls'

"I'm sorry—I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

Confessions on a plane.

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

'I've been talking to my imaginary friend Carlos about this, and he thinks you're the wrong doctor to treat my delusional syndrome.'

'Nobody understands my job title.'

"Bless me, Father, for I have wind."

'I'm heart-broken, Steven's Dad sold his sweet shop.'

"I thought you must of been drunk last night, when you told everyone your real age."

"I'm sorry, but more than that I just can't say."

"Baldo, you deserve this raise. But please don't tell anybody what I'm paying you."

Rudy stands outside the law firm of Darlene, his unrequited love. Is he restless and brave enough to go inside and profess his feelings? Or is he a total wimp? What? What'd I say? Pipe down, inside voice! You look sharp today. Act now.

"I secretly put decaf in my office coffeemaker so all of my coworkers work at my speed.'

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

"I see...and where was this carpet?"

Public Transport: Hell

Dear diary, I have to make this quick. I think my blog is onto us.

Parrot Sign in a Pet Shop - Can keep a Secret.

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

"I had the left dream again last night - where I wait forever for help to arrive, and when it does, he has no idea what to do."

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

'Nobody regrets your mother's death-bed confession more than I do...'

'Why don't you try going home and rearranging the furniture?'

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! I met this lady. Sparks flew. She's married and I'm married. But again .... sparks really flew. Am I wrong for thinking life's too short, and we should seize our moments of happiness whenever we can? First of all, keep in mind that if you're every found out, sparks are going to fly again.

'I've fallen in love with my vet but she doesn't know I exist.'

"I'm telling you this in confidence because no one else will listen to me."

Angel devil confessional.

"Father, I would like to go to confession with you!"