Confidential Confessor Mugs

'Of course I can keep a secret, but not for very long.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Wearing bras in 2020.

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'Stick on Souls'

Monk confessing to a devil.

"I'm sorry—I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

Confessions on a plane.

'I've been talking to my imaginary friend Carlos about this, and he thinks you're the wrong doctor to treat my delusional syndrome.'

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

'Nobody understands my job title.'

"I thought you must of been drunk last night, when you told everyone your real age."

'I'm heart-broken, Steven's Dad sold his sweet shop.'

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

"Baldo, you deserve this raise. But please don't tell anybody what I'm paying you."

"I'm sorry, but more than that I just can't say."

"I secretly put decaf in my office coffeemaker so all of my coworkers work at my speed.'

"I see...and where was this carpet?"

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

"I had the left dream again last night - where I wait forever for help to arrive, and when it does, he has no idea what to do."

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

Parrot Sign in a Pet Shop - Can keep a Secret.

Public Transport: Hell

"I'm telling you this in confidence because no one else will listen to me."

'Why don't you try going home and rearranging the furniture?'

'I've fallen in love with my vet but she doesn't know I exist.'

'Nobody regrets your mother's death-bed confession more than I do...'

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already what you just confessed on your blog.'

"I was asked not to repeat this so I've written it down for you."

Angel devil confessional.