Closet Confessor Mugs

"I just have this unmistakeable urge to come out."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Shoe addict.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

Closet.

'This closet needs digitized.'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

'Stick on Souls'

Monk confessing to a devil.

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

'I've been talking to my imaginary friend Carlos about this, and he thinks you're the wrong doctor to treat my delusional syndrome.'

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

The cat got his owner's tongue, and is letting him know why.

'I'm heart-broken, Steven's Dad sold his sweet shop.'

'Do you like my new dress dear?' (Price reads - An arm and a leg)

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

"I see...and where was this carpet?"

"Does my overdraft look big in this?"

"Should I wear my usual pants, or the same pants but newer?"