Cryptic Communicator Pillows

Secret agents exchange Christmas greetings.

'Shhh! The room could be humaned. - In bug spyworld.

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Hiding the electronics.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Spam in Hell.

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

Aluminium Henge

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

'Modern romance'

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.