Cryptic Coder Pillows

"More mail abot the Holy Grail, Leonardo. But what are all these cryptic numbers and letters at the bottom of the envelopes?" "The Da Vinci post code."

The Computer Bore

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Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Terry had a computer bug.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Early Programmers.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Computer Crimes

'It looks like our data.'

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

M16 Code-breakers office

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."