Cyberspace Communicator Mugs

"Charles, we need to talk. Let's chat online."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"We evolved from asteroids"

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Spam in Hell.

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

Aluminium Henge

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

The next wave

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."