Connected Communicator Mugs

Everyone else has one. What's wrong, don't you feel self-important enough?

'This woman is on the other side of the world and yet I feel so connected!'

"Do you have to take your mobile everywhere"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

City Marathon.

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Spam in Hell.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Woman followed by devices.

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

Aluminium Henge

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."