Space Communicator Gifts

'What's the area code up here?'

'Sometimes I think my wife's on another planet.'

Very Difficult Conversations

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"We evolved from asteroids"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

The next wave

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

'What's the matter with them? I thought you said you'd been here before.'

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

"Great! Just have your aliens get in touch with my aliens!"

Research Concludes: We are destroying Earth.

Universe Challenge

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

Body Language - Hiss!