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'What's the area code up here?'

'Sometimes I think my wife's on another planet.'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Very Difficult Conversations

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"We evolved from asteroids"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

The next wave

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

'What's the matter with them? I thought you said you'd been here before.'

"Great! Just have your aliens get in touch with my aliens!"

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

Research Concludes: We are destroying Earth.

Universe Challenge

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

'A bathroom!!'