Space Communication Explorer T-Shirts

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Evolution.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

God Sneezes Out Creation

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Alien Snowmen

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

The flies have landed.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'