Intergalactic Communicator Gifts

"The humans sent these signals out in the seventies. You think they're going to buy 'Sorry, just seeing this now!"

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Take me to your mechanic."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Dancing with the Star Wars

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Newborn Cosmonaut

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Did you bring more cars?"

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

"Are we there yet?"