Interplanetary Communicators Gifts

Universe Challenge

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

'What's the matter with them? I thought you said you'd been here before.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"Great! Just have your aliens get in touch with my aliens!"

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

'Sometimes I think my wife's on another planet.'

'When you take a vacation to get away, you really get away!'

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

"Is there anybody there?"

'A bathroom!!'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

For several years, intelligent beings from outer space have been circling earth. They've tried to make contact but haven't been able to get through corporate phone trees, bad cell reception, clogged voicemail boxes, but, after years of cold-calling numbers, a breakthrough! Hello, thank you for calling. Hello! This is Zork. Hello Zork. How may I help you? I am from another galaxy. I'm making first contact. Wonderful. Wherever you're from, we can work with you. Let's start with your zip code. My z

Cheerleaders from another planet

'What's the area code up here?'

World Cup Universe.

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

First humans on Mars

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

"There is neither water nor life on this planet! There is only a huge crater full of brown, muddy... Heck, what is this crap?"

'Hi, Mom!'

'OMG!'

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

Cellist on Mars

'It's For You.'

Message in a bottle.

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"