Interplanetary Musician Gifts

Cellist on Mars

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

An amplified harp

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'When you take a vacation to get away, you really get away!'

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Universe Challenge

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

"B*****d!"

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

First humans on Mars

Bassoon musical instrument.

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

Space Orchestra

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

Cellist on Mars

Space: A Venn Diagram

'Sir, you're not going to believe this but the vatican is preparing to move into our territory.'

"There is neither water nor life on this planet! There is only a huge crater full of brown, muddy... Heck, what is this crap?"

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Tierra Forming.

Bassoonist cherub.

"You'll have to excuse him. He's a gassy planet."

God plays golf

Satellite radio DJ Lenny Purtz.

Alien

Music in Space.

'Yes Houston, I did sound the horn!!'

'I wouldn't mind going to the moon as long as I was back by tea time...'