Interplanetary Explorer Gifts

First humans on Mars

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'But what is the universe for?'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

How am I abducting?

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'