Interplanetary Explorer Gifts

First humans on Mars

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

'But what is the universe for?'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"