Interstellar Explorers Gifts

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

High-gravity baseball

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Not now, Oliver."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Apple Pie Abduction

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Elevator Music

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"