Extraterrestrial Entertainer Gifts

Alien

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Hair Crop Circle

Alien Snowmen

dog vs UFO...

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

The First Martian Dog.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

How to draw a martian!

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

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'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

'Take me to your feeder,'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Area 51: The Inside Story

"Space wants to kill you."

UFO and snowman

'Don't you ever knock?'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"